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You are fighting a small-time smuggler.

You're facing sailor John Canary, prince of the small-time smugglers. He's got a crazed, glazed look in his eye, and he smells of rum. Lots of rum.

Hit message(s):

He slaps you painfully across the face. You rub the sore spot, musing to yourself, "Not sure I deserved that." He hits you again. "I may have deserved that," you decide.

You weave and dodge, but his attack connects anyway. You will always remember this as the day you almost dodged sailor John Canary.

The smuggler pulls out a pistol and shoots it drunkenly in a direction that's nowhere near you. It ricochets off three pieces of metal and the concrete of the dock before hitting you in the leg.

"That's not possible!" you shout.

"No, improbable," the smuggler insists.

Miss message(s):

You have absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean.

Before he can attack, a small monkey appears and starts chattering at the smuggler. Completely forgetting about you, the seaman scampers after the monkey like a madman until it disappears again.

"Parley!" you shout. Sailor Canary cocks his head to one side and then scrabbles around in a sack and plucks out a sprig of parsley, which he hands to you. Apparently he misunderstood, but you're not going to complain.

Fumble message(s):

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You gain ??-79-?? chips.

You gain ??-74-?? experience.

You got an item: seventh of nine

You got an item: smuggler's box

References

Quite an obvious reference to Captain Jack Sparrow.

Occurs at The Docks

Small-time smuggler