Tarantula gargantua

Return to outskirts of Area 54

You are fighting a tarantula gargantua.

This is a gargantuan tarantulan. No! No! I mean a gargantua tarantua. Dear me, I'm not certain quite that even now I've got it right. Howe'er it is, you don't like the fangs shown by that tarantuangs. The more he leaps and bites, the scarier grows the tarantuites. I fear I'd better drop the description of superhero and tarantuiption.

Hit Message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... He leaps at you and pounces, then lands on you and bounces. It cracks a rib and bends your spine, so painful that tarantuine. It hits you for X damage.
• Your opponent attacks ... The spider tramples you like a pack of elephants. No, wait, I mean ... actually, I do mean elephants. It hits you for X damage.

Critical Message(s):

• Critical Hit Message 1
• Critical Hit Message 2

Miss message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... The spider whiffles through the tulgy desert, and burbles as it comes. No, wait, that's an entirely different bit of nonsense. The tarantula pauses to reorient itself.
• Your opponent attacks ... A giant mutant housefly buzzes past, and the tarantula pounces on it instead of you. The louder buzzes the giant fly, the faster the spider sucks it dry.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 66 experience.

Location(s)

outskirts of Area 54