Frosted cocoa-fruity marshmallow blasts
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frosted cocoa-fruity marshmallow blasts
Plural: bowls of sweet, sweet cereal ... mmmm cereal
One of the sweetest cereals known to man, this bowl has a little of everything in it. Chocolate, marshmallows, multicolored balls of various fruit flavors, and a powdery white coating of frosted goodness that instantly dissolves in milk, turning the liquid into something nearly as sweet as soda, because if it didn't the unsweetened milk would seem downright sour compared to the rest of the cereal, and ruin the experience. Too bad this stuff wasn't around in the 70's or Vonnegut might have had a different title for his best book.
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Exchange at Magnum Matlock MacGyver De-Mysterizers for 3 crimebusters IOUs
Like all wise college students know, cereal isn't just for breakfast, it's also a fantastic late-night snack. Like all wise children know, marshmallowy cereal is best if you eat all of the crunchy bits first, and save all of the marshmalows[sic] for the very end. You do this now, and enjoy one gigantic heaping mouthful of sweet, smushy goodness right as you finish off the bowl.
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Notes
- Sugar level of 3.
Reference
- The items is based on Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Calvin's favorite breakfast cereal.
- The last line of the description refers to Kurt Vonnegut's novel Breakfast of Champions. "Breakfast of Champions" is the tagline of the Wheaties brand of breakfast cereal.
