Big Earl
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This page relates to a reported minor bug: one hit message says "(fire)", but does regular damage |
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| Big Earl |
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You are fighting Big Earl.
Big Earl makes Big Bad John look small. He makes Evil Kenevil[sic] look good. He makes telemarketers seem pleasant. On him, those suspenders don't look silly, they look downright frightening.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Earl lights a cigar, takes a few puffs, and then puts it out on your arm. (fire)[sic]
- Earl heaves you off his derrick. You try to splash gracefully, but belly flop instead.
- Big Earl lands a big fist on your big fat head. Sorry about that, got a little carried away.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Earl lights a cigar and enjoys a few puffs, putting off the fight for a few minutes.
- Earl heaves you off his derrick. You knife into the water with perfect form, no harm done.
- Big Earl tries to land a big fist on your (relatively) teensy tiny little head. His hand is so big he can't see where it's going, so he misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-14-108-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Big Earl's suspenders 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
References
- The description refers to Jimmy Dean's song Big Bad John and to the daredevil Evel Knievel.
