Femaleroom clerk
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You are fighting a femaleroom clerk.
Okay, you're really getting sick of this joint. You have no idea what this woman does, or why her job exists, but you're stuck squaring off with her. I mean, honestly. Who comes up with this nonsense?
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She smirks as a lawyer tries to give you a summons, but you tell him you don't even work here.
- She flicks her pen at you, but pens make poor throwing knives.
- She moves in close to stomp on your foot, but you jump back, yelling about personal space.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 116 experience.
You got an item: throwing pen 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: spiky heels 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
