Rich Cardinal Lou

Rich Cardinal Lou

You are fighting Rich Cardinal Lou.

Lou is one of the richest cardinals around. He used to be a successful lawyer, but turned to religion for the tax breaks and the ability to scam those he has authority over. A supernatural penchant for scheming and meddling lifts him up from mere white collar crime to the level of a proper villain.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Rich Lou does what any rich person would: pay someone to do his dirty work. A group of his hired thugs give you a beating.
• After what feels like a few months of scheming and plotting, Rich Cardinal Lou's plans come to fruition when you feel a dagger slip between your ribs.
• Lou raises one finger, summoning his driver. Out of nowhere this huge stretch limo caroms into you and sends you flying.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: cardinal's ruler (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.