InHumane Resources harpy
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You are fighting an inHumane Resources harpy.
You always knew it! You never actually had a chance to meet HR at your day job, but you just knew they were the embodiment of evil and here's your proof! They must be importing them from that crazy park.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She swoops down and rips into you with her wicked-sharp claws.
- She swoops down and rips into your benefits package with her wicked-sharp claws. Kiss your 401(k) good-bye! (psychic) damage
- She screeches loudly, shattering nearby glass. (sonic) damage
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She tries to swoop down at you, but the ceiling tiles are kind of in the way.
- She swoops at your benefits package, but you scare her off by threatening to unionize.
- She screeches loudly, but it's more annoying than painful.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 127 experience.
You got an item: benefits package 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: razor claw 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: razor claw (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to ice damage.
