Car cracker

car cracker

You are fighting a car cracker.

This guy isn't really a carjacker because he only takes cars when people aren't in them. And while car hacker might apply the car modding community insists hacker is supposed to be a good term, and "car cracker" is the acceptable pejorative for a modern-day car thief.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 8-13 chips.

You gain 5 experience.

You got an item: road flare (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: spark plug (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to sonic damage.

Locations

• Your neighborhood
  

References

• The description refers to the "Hacker" subculture, and the way members of the computer "Hacker" community differentiate themselves from computer "crackers".