Don Uggler

Don Uggler

You are fighting Don Uggler.

This second baseman tops the list of the ugliest player on the ugliest team in the second ugliest league in prison baseball.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You start to understand where his name comes from when he hits you with an ugly left hook, and then follows through with a right that's even uggler. Uh, uglier.
The Don calls come of his cronies in to rough you up. Sometimes "Don" isn't just a name, it's a rank.
He stabs you with a marlin spike. You object that there's no fishing in baseball, but he doesn't care.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He tries for a double play, but you slide in with your legs up, and he has to leap aside.
You dodge to his right. As a 2B he's only used to diving to his left, and he can't keep up with you.
The 2B is about to attack, but two bees fly by and distract him.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (0.6+0.06*Inning)*Level experience.

You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball jersey (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: catcher's mask (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cleats (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: leather gloves (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart bandages (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)