Gallagher's mallet

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This is one of the most obscenely efficient splattering tools you have ever seen. Weirdly, every time you use it, people start cheering and applauding like a bunch of maniacs. Even stranger, the nearer they are to you, the more they cheer.

Melee weapon
Power: 110
Level Required: 10
Autosell value: 175

+30 damage to melons

Notes

Made by welding plasteel plating and hedge slammer

+30 damage to melons is currently believed to be a joke enchantment.

References

Leo Gallagher is an American comedian who, as part of his act, smashes watermelons with a hammer.