Plural: Gallagher's mallets
This is one of the most obscenely efficient splattering tools you have ever seen. Weirdly, every time you use it, people start cheering and applauding like a bunch of maniacs. Even stranger, the nearer they are to you, the more they cheer.
Melee weapon (Bashing, large)
Level Required: 10
Autosell value: 175
Can be welded
+30 damage to melons
- +30 damage to melons is currently believed to be a joke enchantment.
- Leo Gallagher is an American comedian who, as part of his act, smashes watermelons with a hammer. Since there are no watermelon enemies, this is a gag enchantment.