Safety pants

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For some reason, every time you put these pants on, you start singing to yourself:

We can pants if we want to, we can leave your foes behind / cause your foes don't pants and if they don't pants / well they're no foes of mine.

We can dance, we can dance / everybody look at your pants / we can dance, we can dance / every foe's takin' a chance.

You also have a nearly irresistible urge to patrol without a hat.

Pants
Power: 23
Level Required: 3
Autosell value: 46

Notes

Made by welding titanium plating and denim pants

References

• This item is a reference to the song "Safety Dance" by the Canadian pop music group Men without Hats.