Gaius Cassius Clay

Gaius Cassius Clay

You are fighting Gaius Cassius Clay.

Judging by Cassius's attire, the Bard might have confused the ringleader with the King of the Ring. It's a common enough mistake...

Okay, no sane person would make that mistake. But there's a reason people like the Bard end up in Shiloh Sanatarium.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You remember to watch out for bull charges, but Gaius's butterfly sting takes you off guard.
He points out that the fault is not in your stars, but in the stage right under your feet. The boards collapse beneath you a moment later.
He gives a rousing speech about the dangers of superheroes that bestride the world like a colossus. Several members of the audience throw things. Jerks! We'll see who saves their cat next time it's up a tree! damage+ (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

You remember to watch out for bull charges, which works out just as well against Gaius's butterfly sting.
He points out that the fault is not in your stars, but in the stage right under your feet. You thank it^[sic?] and move to safer ground.
He gives a rousing speech about the dangers of superheroes that bestride the world like a colossus. It's so rousing you almost punch yourself in the face.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 71-118 chips.

You gain 94 experience.

You got an item: Gaius gloves (9.2 ± 2.4%)
You got an item: candied laurels (15.9 ± 3.1%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Refers to Gaius Cassius (instigator of the assassination of Julius Caesar in the play Julius Caesar) and Muhammad Ali (a boxer who was born with the name Cassius Clay, Jr.).