Astral shredder
 
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| astral shredder | 
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You are fighting an astral shredder.
It's hard to describe this creature, but it has a notable prevalence of claws, teeth, and other sharp protuberances.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It calls in its buddy which is a giant dude with a brain in his stomach. He proceeds to punch you right in the kisser.
 
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It slashes at you, but you block with a Leyden jar.
 - It spins and slashes you, but you're far enough away that it looks more like a graceful pirouette.
 - It tries calling for help, but a bunch of turtles completely distract him. This dimension is weird.
 
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 103 experience.
You got an item: astral spline 
 (13 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: cosmic crystals 
 (26.5 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: telekinetic katana 
 (31 ± 3.4%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to electric damage.
50% weak to acid damage.
