Chuck van Arnolde

Chuck van Arnolde

You are fighting Chuck van Arnolde.

Between the accent, the muscles, and the beard, this man is a walking cliche factory. Rumor has it, he sent his beard back in time to kill his own grandfather. Not only was he successful, but afterward he survived the destruction of his personal space-time continuum.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-8-159-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Chuck van Arnolde's tank top (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The name is an amalgam of Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• The description is written in the style of Chuck Norris facts.
• The image is based on an picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme, [1].