V.I.L.L.A.I.N. alpha

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V.I.L.L.A.I.N. alpha

You are fighting V.I.L.L.A.I.N. alpha.

You walk up to the pillar of light, uncertain of what to do with it. Maybe throw something at it?

As you consider the possibilities it turns to face you. Or probably just projects its face on your side. You can actually see the scanlines. Anyway, you're fighting a huge pillar of light that doesn't seem happy to see you.

On the bright side, the Variable Input Limitless Logic Artificial Intelligence Node still seems to be in alpha, so it's probably way less dangerous than the version that... required the creation of leagues to fight it.

So this still might be a problem.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

It starts deleting your collection of cute kitten pics. For science. The monster! (psychic) damage
It hexes you. Actually, it just converts everything to hex, then hits you while you're trying to carry the D.
It drops a floating point on your head. Ow!

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It starts deleting your collection of cute kitten pics. Which is good. Because everyone knows the wave of the future is adorable hedgehog pictures.
It tries to convert you to hex, but you already know how to count to A.
It tries to drop a floating point on your head, but it rounds improperly. It still can't explain how you weld metal to a song, though.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 725 experience.

You got an item: retro viral code (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ancient quarter chip (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: alpha wolf shirt (Unspecified Drop rate)