Data miner

data miner

You are fighting a data miner.

He's hunting for data. And he's going to start hunting in you!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

With a swing of his pickaxe, he does something far too nasty to describe here.
Those miners' helmets are for more than just for protection, you know. He shows how good they are when headbutting.
He goes all My Bloody Valentine on you with gruesome results.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

With a swing of his pickaxe, he demonstrates why he mines for data and not people.
Those miners' helmets are for more than just protection, you know. He shines the light right in your face! It's annoying, but that's about it.
He tries to go all My Bloody Valentine on you, but ends up more Valentine's Day. Horrifying, but not in the same way.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (Level*9, capped at 225) experience.

You got an item: data mining pick (16.3 ± 2.3%)
You got an item: compressed data (2%)
You got an item: compressed data (1%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to electric damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

My Bloody Valentine, mentioned in the third hit and miss messages, is a horror film about a murderous miner.