Road-enraged bike courier
 
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You are fighting a road-enraged bike courier.
Right in front of you a bike courier cuts off a car and nearly has an accident. At the last second the bicyclist veers away and comes to a stop directly in front of you. "You're in my way," she growls, and in a fit of irrationality charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 5 experience.
You got an item: bike helmet 
 (15.7 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: bicycle 
 (5 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: biker boots 
 (9.7 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: gears 
 (24.7 ± 3.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.
