Thundarr the Lokhar

Thundarr the Lokhar

You are fighting Thundarr the Lokhar.

The Zion's Tears world has a smattering of superheroes of their own kind, just like the human world does. Thundarr here is faster and stronger than any of his fellow lokhar, and is much more dangerous. Oh, and don't get hung up on the phonetic similarity between Thundarr and the English word "thunder." It's just a linguistic coincidence. Thundarr is common name over there, like John or Steve.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Thundarr entrances you with Zion's Tears sorcery. Which, as you know, is indistinguishable from being hypnotized into a deep sleep and punched a few times.
Thundarr lashes you with Zion's Tears super-science. You hope those sparking cables weren't for anything important. damage + (psychic) damage
Thundarr beats you with savagery. And the photon blade. damage + (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Thundarr entrances you with Zion's Tears sorcery. It's surprisingly relaxing after a hard day at the office.
Thundarr fiddles with some Zion's Tears super-science, but doesn't seem to have any more idea of what to do with it than you do.
Thundarr roars at you with incredible savagery. But no sticks or stones, so you're safe.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-18-197-? chips.