ZOM-A orderly

ZOM-A orderly

You are fighting the ZOM-A orderly.

This orderly is wearing a tag that says "Hello, my name is: ZOM-A" in large, friendly letters. You're not really sure what sort of name "ZOM-A" is, but it'd be impolite to ask.

Unlike punching him in the face... that just makes you a superhero.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He holds you down and gives you a shot. It's like fifth grade all over again! Except the shot hurts slightly more. damage+ (acid) damage
The orderly momentarily mistakes you for another cyborg in the dark corridor and starts talking about his job. You look forward to getting back to the punching part. (psychic) damage
He methodically beats you up.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He tries to hold you down and give you a shot, but you're not in fifth grade anymore.
The orderly starts to unload about his job, but you point out that he probably shouldn't share with the person who's beating him up.
He methodically punches at you, but you know plenty about the method from fighting the Bard.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: ZOM actuator (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM actuator (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM strut (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM strut (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: orderly notes (Unspecified Drop rate)