ZOM-I the pretender
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| I, pretender. You, target |
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You are fighting I, pretender. You, target.
It turns out, with sufficiently advanced cybernetics, "the queen is dead, long live the queen" might have a totally different meaning than the one you're used to.
However, ZOM-I doesn't seem particularly interested in discussing the finer points of succession law... as long as it's not gavelkind. Screw gavelkind.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He calls you an unclean heretic, and tries to cleanse you. (fire) damage
- He pretends to be your sidekick and uses the distraction to attack!
- He imposters you right in the head. In this case, "imposter" is slang for "kicks".
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to cleanse you with fire, but you point out that you took a shower earlier.
- He pretends to be your companion, but he picks the dummy.
- He imposters you right in the head, but since that doesn't mean anything, you're okay.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 150 experience.
You got an item: triggered blowtorch 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: boxing glove gun 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM crown 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified