Serial jaywalker

Serial Jaywalker

You are fighting an Serial Jaywalker.

Jaywalking may not be the most serious offense, but this guy takes it to a new level, walking in and out of traffic causing a public hazard..
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The jaywalker darts into traffic, causing the drivers to curse loudly. Not, like, loudly enough to hurt you though. That would be crazy.
• The jaywalker dodges into traffic, causing a car to slam on the brakes.
• The jaywalker wanders into traffic, causing a driver to swerve towards an adorable kitten, but you're able to snag the kitten before anything tragic can happen.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain chips.

Unspecified XP

Locations

• The Streets of downtown Twilight