Perch Boy

You are fighting Perch Boy.

From a distance Perch Boy looks much like any typical punk teen: green spiky hair, colored nails, pierced lips. But then you realize that the hair and lip decorations are strange aquatic tendrils, and the dark nails are claws, and you decide maybe this kid isn't just your usual underwater troublemaker.

Hit message(s):

No unique hit messages. (needs confirmation)

Miss message(s):

No unique miss messages. (needs confirmation)

Win Text

You gain 95 chips.

You gain 70 experience.

Perch Boy finally collapses, defeated. "So where's the bicycle you stole from that talking fish?" you ask.

"Bicycle? Is that what that was? I couldn't figure out how to use it, so I left it behind days ago. I don't know where it is now."

You growl and smack a fist into your open palm, making Perch Boy cringe and whimper. "Okay," you sigh. "Get out of here and don't come back." You watch as the kid swims off in the direction of the ocean, then turn and continue to patrol. After all, you've still got bigger fish to fry.

Part of the Go Fish quest. Found in the Porcelain Bay area.