Mister Tea
Mister Tea
Plural: Unknown
The lid to this plastic bottle has a strange vertical tab, and the whole thing is decorated in black and gold. A slogan toward the top reads "Cures your bad attitude!" Just out of curiosity you glance at the marketing text on the back, which suggests that this tea will revitalize athletes of all types, from boxers and gymnasts to team sports players. Though you're skeptical, it also suggests that Mister Tea will turn junior varsity players into varsity players: "You'll be A-team material in no time!" it claims.
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 50
How Obtained
Unknown
How Obtained
- Buy at the Black Market
When Consumed
You twist the cap off of the bottle and look underneath. A message written there says: <message> Despite the silly message, you drink the tea anyway. You begin to feel hale, hearty, honest, and humorous, in roughly that order.
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Bedtime: +105 minutes |
The embedded message is chosen from:
- I pity the fool that don't stay in school.
- Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
- It's T Time!
- Be somebody, or be somebody's fool.
Notes
- Caffeination level of 6.
References
- Obvious reference to Mr. T of The A-Team. Specific references include his A-Team character B. A. ("Bad Attitude") Baracus, the boxer "Clubber" Lang from Rocky III, and Mr. T's animated show called... Mister T, which featured Mr. T as a mentor to a team of gymnasts.
