Mind Bender

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"Mow, we seat again," you hear a familiar voice say from the shadows. "I mean, we lace each other at fast. I mean ... you!"

"Yes," you say. "Me." You're stunned that for once you got something out of your mouth without messing it up.

Out of the shadows steps the Bind Mender--no, the Mind Bender. Actually, you were right the first time. Though Mind Bender is appropriate enough, considering what he's tun to the dunnels. Done to the tunnels.

"It look you tong enough," says the Mind Bender as he begins to circle you warily. You brace yourself for what will surely be a hard-fat bottle. Bard-hat fottle. Hard-fought battle.

Whatever.

Hit message(s)
Your opponent attacks ... He offers you a grilled cheese sandwhich. You take a bite and are disgusted to find it's nothing but chilled grease. He hits you for <X> damage.

Critical Hit Message

Miss Message(s)
Your opponent attacks ... He assaults you with some carefully crafted tai chi, but you find the chai tea refreshing.
Your opponent attacks ... The Mind Bender throws a left hook, but you get a look at the heft and step out of range.

Fumble Message

Experience 35

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Drops
magic truck vehicle
Chips ?? 468-539-742-772 ??

Part of A Dank and Rusty Mystery quest.
Found in the neighborhood sewers area while under the effect Rank and Musty Daze.