Slick thug

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You are fighting a slick thug.

Something slithers up doubt of the ark--up out of the dark, that is, and you brace yourself for another thick slug, but you find yourself facing a slick thug instead.

Hit Message(s):

• Hit Message 1
• Hit Message 2

Critical Message(s):

• Critical Hit Message 1
• Critical Hit Message 2

Miss message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... The thug lunges at you but then backs off and cakes out a tomb--takes out a comb--so that he can home his care. Er, comb his hair.
• Your opponent attacks ... He attacks you, but the assault is packing lunch. Er, lacking punch.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20-30 chips.

You gain 25 experience.

You got an item: lack of pies (%?)
You got an item: leather pants (%?)

Location(s)

Dank and Rusty Maze