Freelance teenager
Freelance teenager
How Obtained
Obtained from: Jax 'Za pizza shop
Duration: 60 min.
Behavior
Ability: Causes attackers to miss.
Messages
The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.
Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"
The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"
The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"
Dismissal Message: Unknown
Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.
References
- "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
- In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
- "Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
- "Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo
- "Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.
