English tourist
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| English tourist |
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You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
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Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 56-92 chips.
You gain 55 experience.
You got an item: bowler 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Bag of PG Tips 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
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