De la Sole

De la Sole

You are fighting De la Sole.

They used to be named Tilapia, but they're a jam band and nobody likes jellyfish, so they had to change their name.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
• The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
• The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
• They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
• The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 14-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: bandolier (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Battle of the Bands