Albert Cujos

Albert Cujos

You are fighting Albert Cujos.

Named after a prince and a rabid dog, this thug of a first baseman with the mug of a brute is nearly foaming at the mouth to put you out.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

For some reason you're forced to run to where he's standing, even though Albert's waiting for you with a baseball. He hits you when you get there.
He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" which doesn't really make much sense. Then he knocks you senseless with a swing.
He hammers you straight into the ground with his bat. You have to dig yourself back out.

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Hobbled by some unpronounceable foot injury, he can't catch up to you when you run away. Guess that's why this guy normall just stands there at first base.
He's about to pummel you mercilessly, but an umpire declares you safe. He argues with the umpire but stops short of getting himself ejected, unfortunately.
He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" You ship him off to the Department of Redundancy Department for some learning and education.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

Unspecified XP

You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)