Schnozzie Smith

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Schnozzie Smith

You are fighting Schnozzie Smith.

This shortstop is known as the wizard of Schnoz. His nose is acrobatic, but his glove is sick. He turns goo. He can pick it with the best of them.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He stops you short with a punch to the gut. He hits you for
• You try to dodge out of his way, but the umpire calls you out for leaving the basepaths, and gives Schnozzie a free hit. He hits you for
• He wipes his glove on you. You feel ill. (psychic) damage

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He nearly hits you, but he stops short.
• He has to stop to have a major sneezing fit. With a schnoz like that, it knocks him over.
• He's got you trapped in a rundown, but slips on the grass. You barely slip by him.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

Unspecified XP

You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark