Overzealous dancer

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overzealous dancer

You are fighting an overzealous dancer.

This girl is The Real Thing. On the dance floor she'll take control, she'll voodoo-u; she's a superstar, she's the most wonderful girl, and then--bam! Out comes the evil.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The dancer whips out a book of matches. In time to the music she starts lighting them and flicking them at you. Turns out she's a prodigy firestarter, and those matches really burn.
• She invites you to her next thrill cult meeting, but it's a real killer. You've got a lesson to learn--this devil bunny's got the kiss of death.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The dancer shouts, "Are you ready for this?" She follows up the question with 3 limited--very limited--attempts to kick-dance you, but her tribal dance fails. Guess she should have shifted into maximum overdrive if she wanted to be effective.
• She raves to the rhythm, grooves to the move, and shouts "I'm gonna get you." Just then the rave alarm goes off, interrupting her attack. Lucky you!
• She attacks using the "vegas crystal" method of martial arts. She begins with a bad stone punch, transitions into a vapor trail, and then she's comin' back to finish with a cherry twist. She's a busy child, but you're a jaded hero and have no trouble dodging.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 21-38 chips.

You gain 28 experience.

You got an item: moonbow (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Campus: Investigate a Retro Rave
  

References

• The dancer references numerous techno bands, songs and albums.

• Her description mentions the 2 Unlimited's song The Real Thing, the Lords of Acid album Voodoo-U, and their song "Out Comes the Evil" from the same album.
• The first hit message references the techno band The Prodigy and their major hit Firestarter.
• The second hit message references the industrial band My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult and their song "Devil Bunnies".
• The first miss references the Eurodance group 2 Unlimited and their albums Get Ready for This, Tribal Dance, and their song Maximum Overdrive.
• The third miss message is a reference to the electronica band The Crystal Method and their debut album Vegas. Specifically it mentions the songs "Bad Stone", "Vapor Trail", Comin' Back, "Cherry Twist", "Busy Child", and "Jaded".