Faceless minion
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You are fighting a faceless minion.
This is one of those guys (or girls) running (or walking) around with a helmet on his (or her) head that completely obscures (or obfuscates) his (or her) face. For all you (or I) know, there's only one of these guys (or gals).
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It head-butts you, but your skull must be harder than its helmet. I'm... not sure that's a good thing...
- It pulls out a taser, but you tell it you don't have time for internet memes.
- It introduces you to the business end of its nightstick. You say "hi" and make plans for coffee later on.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
You gain 83 experience.
You got an item: Minion Brand helmet 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: warmaking baton 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: TaserMax 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
References
- By "internet memes" in one of the miss messages, it refers to an old internet classic: Don't taze me, bro!
