Defender

defender

You are fighting a defender.

Large and heavily armored, this machine's role is primarily defensive. When a large gun pivots in your direction you realize it must come from the school that believes the best defense is a good offense.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The defender zigs and zags all over the place, but crashes into a weird box-like shape that seems to have been lifting a man up into the air with a weird glowing beam. The man falls back to the ground and scampers off when the box is destroyed.
The robot blows a small foghorn and starts playing a looped track that just says "dee-fence" over and over again. You confuse it by going along with the chant.
You stay on the offensive, keeping the robot on the defensive. Naturally, this means your offense is the better defense than its defense is offensive, so you win out.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

You gain 114 experience.

You got an item: lepton mesh (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: photonic chiller (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: plasteel plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: titanium plating (Unspecified Drop rate)