Mind Bender
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You are fighting ??? Mind Bender.
"Mow, we seat again," you hear a familiar voice say from the shadows. "I mean, we lace each other at fast. I mean ... you!"
"Yes," you say. "Me." You're stunned that for once you got something out of your mouth without messing it up.
Out of the shadows steps the Bind Mender--no, the Mind Bender. Actually, you were right the first time. Though Mind Bender is appropriate enough, considering what he's tun to the dunnels. Done to the tunnels.
"It look you tong enough," says the Mind Bender as he begins to circle you warily. You brace yourself for what will surely be a hard-fat bottle. Bard-hat fottle. Hard-fought battle.
Whatever.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He offers you a grilled cheese sandwhich. You take a bite and are disgusted to find it's nothing but chilled grease.
- He asks if you'd like some steamed crab. Hesitantly you agree, and he quickly delivers some creamed stab. That's a lot like a Hawaiian punch, but worse.
- The Mind Bender vows silence. That is, he sows violence. Once those seeds are sown, you have no choice but to weed 'em and reap.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He assaults you with some carefully crafted tai chi, but you find the chai tea refreshing.
- The Mind Bender throws a left hook, but you get a look at the heft and step out of range.
- He tries to mast you with his blind, but he can't see you while blind and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-468-772-? chips.
You gain 35 experience.
You got an item: magic truck vehicle 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- Part of the A Dank and Rusty Mystery quest.
- Occurs only after entering the right password in A Barge Lox.
- Becomes a one-time adventure once you beat it.
