Perch Boy

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Perch Boy.

You are fighting ??? Perch Boy..

From a distance Perch Boy looks much like any typical punk teen: green spiky hair, colored nails, pierced lips. But then you realize that the hair and lip decorations are strange aquatic tendrils, and the dark nails are claws, and you decide maybe this kid isn't just your usual underwater troublemaker.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 95 chips.

You gain 70 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

Unspecified Locations

Perch Boy finally collapses, defeated. "So where's the bicycle you stole from that talking fish?" you ask.

"Bicycle? Is that what that was? I couldn't figure out how to use it, so I left it behind days ago. I don't know where it is now."

You growl and smack a fist into your open palm, making Perch Boy cringe and whimper. "Okay," you sigh. "Get out of here and don't come back." You watch as the kid swims off in the direction of the ocean, then turn and continue to patrol. After all, you've still got bigger fish to fry.