Albert Cujos

Albert Cujos

You are fighting Albert Cujos.

Named after a prince and a rabid dog, this thug of a first baseman with the mug of a brute is nearly foaming at the mouth to put you out.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• For some reason you're forced to run to where he's standing, even though Albert's waiting for you with a baseball. He hits you when you get there.
• He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" which doesn't really make much sense. Then he knocks you senseless with a swing.
• He hammers you straight into the ground with his bat. You have to dig yourself back out.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Hobbled by some unpronounceable foot injury, he can't catch up to you when you run away. Guess that's why this guy normall^[sic] just stands there at first base.
• He's about to pummel you mercilessly, but an umpire declares you safe. He argues with the umpire but stops short of getting himself ejected, unfortunately.
• He grips his bat and shouts "By the power of baseball I have power!" You ship him off to the Department of Redundancy Department for some learning and education.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain Level*2/3 experience.

You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

References

• "By the power of baseball I have power!" refers to He-man "By the power of Greyskull: I have the power!"