Combat Items
Damage
| Item | Damage | Notes | 
|---|---|---|
| clamp of stairvoyance | (7-8) * Level ? damage | |
| atomic wedge | (5-6) * Level ? damage | Reduces to-hit and dodge? | 
| letter of pre-recognition | (5-6) * Level ? (fire) damage | Also gives XP | 
| crystal for scrying out loud | (4-5) * Level ? (sonic) damage | Sometimes not consumed | 
| TNT | 2/3 of remaining HP damage | |
| EMP device | (40% of remaining HP) damage | Not consumed On robots only Can be used three times per day  | 
| corroded battery grenade | Template:Acid + Template:Electric | |
| bandolier | ?-43-57-? damage | |
| really big shoe | ?-31-40-? damage | |
| goo bomb | ?-32-? (acid) damage | |
| fire bladder | ?-31-? (fire) damage | |
| sleet bucket | ?-17-32-? (ice) damage | Reduces to-hit ? | 
| enerbun globule | ?-24-? damage | ?-82-? against robots | 
| the bomb | 18-20 damage | |
| roman candle wand | ?-13-16-? (fire) damage | |
| snowball | 9-18 (ice) damage | |
| rank bun | 5-6 damage | stuns | 
| badly bent knife | 2 damage | 27-35 against robots | 
Healing
| Item | Amount | Notes | 
|---|---|---|
| flash-restore capsule | .6*Max HP | |
| drowsing rod | 6*Level, Cap 200 | sometimes stuns | 
| band-aid | 77-96 | |
| insta-salve, large | 18-22 | |
| insta-salve, small | 8-12 | 
PP restoring
| Item | Amount | 
|---|---|
| insta-charge ampoule | 8-12 | 
XP gain
| Item | Amount | Notes | 
|---|---|---|
| letter of pre-recognition | ~5* Level ?, Cap 150 | Also does fire damage | 
Stun
Round count always include the round in which the item is uses.
| Item | Number of rounds | Notes | 
|---|---|---|
| magic deck of cards | 3 | |
| rank bun | 1 | |
| drowsing rod | 1 (sometimes) | heals | 
Other detrimental effects
| Item | Effect | Notes | 
|---|---|---|
| atomic wedge | to-hit and dodge ? | does damage | 
| sleet bucket | to-hit? | does ice damage | 
| squidopus ink | to-hit? | |
| webbed sand | attack? | 
Miscellaneous
| Item | Effect | 
|---|---|
| deja voodoo doll | replicates foe, giving Deja Voodoo | 
| red-eye mind trick | ends combat without costing time, giving Red Eyes | 
| lack of pies | useless messages |