Flamethrower pillar

flamethrower pillar

You are fighting a flamethrower pillar.

A small mechanized tower firing jets of flame stands between you and your goal. You think just once you'd like to run into a flame-catching pillar instead.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You fall for the sign indicating this thing is a mailbox. It waits until you get close with your mail, and then WHOOSH! (fire) damage
• The pillar decides it thinks you're a liar, and adjusts the temperature of your pants to accommodate that vision. (fire) damage
• You try to maneuver around the turret, you get out of range of the flamethrower, but the back hatch swings open and slams into your face.

damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Flamethrower pillar? But you hardly even know 'er! You back off warily.
• You whip out your portable grill and catch the jet of flame, making yourself some tasty barbecue in the process.
• You stick the tip of your little finger into the flamethrower nozzle, blocking its attack.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

You gain 73 experience.

You got an item: electronic cabling (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Resistant to psychic, remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Military base of the Unborn
  

Notes

• Has zero dodge, i.e. every attack which is not a fumble will hit.