Dirty launderer
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You are fighting a dirty launderer.
Walking through the hallways of the casino you pass someone who you initially think is simply a grubby maid carrying a bag of laundry. However, the clink of plax chips inside the bag gives this dirty launderer away!
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She squirts you in the face with caustic soap. It burns like you wouldn't believe, and that's no lye. (acid) damage
- She punches you in the stomach. Not even the most heroic of washboard abs can resist the fighting technique of a launderer.
- The launderer hits you with her sack of chips. It's not as dense as a sock full of quarters, but it's bigger and heavier.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The launderer tells you to wash behind the ears when you shower. You suppose you can't argue with that--it's good advice.
- She swings at you but misses. Looks like she's all washed up.
- She's about to mop the floor with you, but you remind her that mopping is janitor's work.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-49-58-? chips.
You gain 49 experience.
You got an item: smudged sweater 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: half small 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
