Royals and the Tannenbaum
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You are fighting Royals and the Tannenbaum.
A collaboration effort made up of members of other royally named bands, this band consists of an American jack who spends half of his time singing in falsetto, a flamboyant Brit who spends half of his time singing in falsetto, a Danish diamond who spends most of his time shrieking in a very weird falsetto, and a drum machine situated in a Christmas tree.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 14-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: bandolier 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: banned book 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The band name references the movie The Royal Tenenbaums.
- The description refers to Face cards.
- A "Danish diamond" refers to the danish band King Diamond.
- The "American jack" is the musician Prince.
- The "flamboyant Brit" is probably Freddie Mercury of the band Queen.
- Tannenbaum is German for a Christmas tree.
