Pre-coffee
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pre-coffee
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From the think tank that brought you the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide and the nearly impossible-to-detect "perpetually invisible ink," you can now get pre-coffee. Caffeine in its natural form. A cuppa joe, without the cup. Lightweight, transportable, so fast it puts the word "instant" to shame because it doesn't actually take any time at all; it's already there!
On[sic] other words: yeah, it's a handful of coffee beans. It's a light roast of a particularly strong varietal, for what it's worth.
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How Obtained
Exchange at Magnum Matlock MacGyver De-Mysterizers for 4 crimebusters IOUs
Notes
- Caffeination level of 3.
References
- Refers to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax.