Big Earl
Big Earl |
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You are fighting Big Earl.
Big Earl makes Big Bad John look small. He makes Evil Kenevil look good. He makes telemarketers seem pleasant. On him, those suspenders don't look silly, they look downright frightening.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... Earl heaves you off his derrick. You try to splash gracefully, but belly flop instead. He hits you for x damage.
- Your opponent attacks ... Earl lights a cigar, takes a few puffs, and then puts it out on your arm. (fire) He hits you for x damage.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Your opponent attacks ... Big Earl tries to land a big fist on your (relatively) teensy tiny little head. His hand is so big he can't see where it's going, so he misses.
- Your opponent attacks ... Earl heaves you off his derrick. You knife into the water with perfect form, no harm done.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Big Earl's suspenders (Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- Encountered in Big Earl's Big Oil Derrick.