Category:Archaic Blunt Ranged Weapons

This page relates to a reported minor bug: missing line break after fumble message

Archaic Blunt Ranged Weapons use the following messages:

Hit Messages

• you fling your weapon at your opponent and it ricochets 4 times, hitting your foe for X damage.

• you fling your weapon at your opponent and it ricochets once, hitting your foe for X damage.

• you do some fancy and flashy moves while you attack, hitting your opponent N times for X damage.

• you do some fancy and flashy moves while you attack, hitting your opponent for X damage.

• It's exciting! See the exclamation points?! That implies excitement! Not only do you attack, but you hit! Yes! You hit N times! Amazing! You deal X damage! Awesome!

• It's exciting! See the exclamation points?! That implies excitement! Not only do you attack, but you hit! Yes! Amazing! You deal X damage! Awesome!

• with a flick of your wrist, you send out N projectiles and smack your opponent for X damage.

• with a flick of your wrist, you send out a projectile and smack your opponent for X damage.

• you reach back and then let fly with your weapon, pelting your enemy N times for X damage.

• you reach back and then let fly with your weapon, pelting your enemy for X damage.

Miss Messages

• you fling your weapon at your foe, but it glances off of a solidly armored spot without doing any damage.
• you do some flashy and fancy moves while you attack, but you get too distracted by your own footwork to aim properly.
• you attack! You miss! Not so exciting, is it?
• you try a fancy ricocheting maneuver, or do you prefer manoeuvre? Regardless of your spelling, you miss all the same.
• you reach back and your weapon slips out of your hand, flying behind you. Oops.

Fumble Message

Fumble! You cock your arm back to fling your weapon at your opponent, but you jerk your arm too far and actually manage to tear your ulnar collateral ligament, doing X damage to yourself. Who ever heard of a hero needing Tommy John surgery?

Critical Hit Message

• your arm becomes a blur (like in a cartoon or a self-important action movie) and you hurl your weapon N times and brutally pummel your opponent for X damage.

References

• Tommy John surgery is a surgical procedure for reconstruction of the ulnar collateral ligament.