Ethereal behemoth
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You are fighting an ethereal behemoth.
This creature is slow but extremely large and intimidating. Insert obligatory yo momma so fat joke here ...
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The behemoth sits on you. For a creature made exclusively of ether, it's surprisingly heavy.
- The behemoth sneezes. The glob of spit that sprays out of its mouth is so large and has to fall so far, but[sic] the time it hits you, you're pounded into the ground.
- The creature is so big it can't even see you on the ground, so it gives up and lays down to rest. The shock caused by this causes a small tremor that throws you to the ground, where you land in a pile of sharp interplanar gravel.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The creature tries to step on you, but you easily slide into the gap between its toes.
- Apparently your last attack tickled the behemoth's nose a little. It sneezes, blowing you so far back it doesn't have a chance to attack you.
- The behemoth charges, but you just leap onto one of its legs and hold on to an oversize ankle until the stampede is over.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 104 experience.
You got an item: cosmic crystals 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ethereal club 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: glob of goo 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to acid damage.
50% weak to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The description refers to yo momma so fat jokes.
