Spider Crawler
Ftp You try ftp, hoping to make some kind of connection. Sadly, the connection fails, in a most spectacular and confrontational fashion.
Combat!
You are fighting a Spider Crawler.
The crawler is actually a mostly beneficial little bot, but they still tend to really creep people out. Particularly when they show up in unexpected places, probing with their many long, twitching feelers and skittering across sensitive parts you'd really prefer to keep hidden.