CEO's secretary
|
| CEO's secretary |
|---|
You are fighting the CEO's secretary.
In this ridiculous tower of stereotypes, you kind of assumed this was inevitable. She is amazingly attractive, but also so horribly out of everyone's league that she's also a source of near universal frustration. But she's not just hot, she doesn't take any nonsense from anybody, and that includes you, sparky.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She levels a condescending gaze at you. You know the phrase "if looks could kill"? Well, this isn't one of those.
- She prepares to lash into you verbally when a coworker makes the mistake of asking her to make coffee. Uf. That could have been you.
- She lazily flicks a paperclip at you. It's about as effective as you might expect.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 135 experience.
You got an item: combat paperclip 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: alluring business suit 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: switchboard garrote 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to ice damage.
50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
