Gonzo accountant

gonzo accountant

You are fighting a gonzo accountant.

Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.element

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

Unspecified XP

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

Unspecified Locations

|hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down. |hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders. |miss3=He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack". |miss2=He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country." |miss1=He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake. |pronoun=He |chips=some |item1=swingline stapler|image1=swingline-stapler.gif |xp=125 |loc1=NCI Live building‎ |loc2=Vincile building |res=50% weak to acid damage. 50% resistant to psychic damage.}}

References

• The second hit message mentions Vincent Black Shadow, a motorcycle model.