Evil teddy bear

evil teddy bear

You are fighting a evil teddy bear.

Evil teddy bear is evil. It comes to life and attacks you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You're attacked by the evil teddy but what's mean lingerie going to do to you, anyway?
• The bear mauls you, but the plush and foam have put too much padding on its paws.
• The bear tries to rough you up like Roosevelt but does an FDR impression instead of Teddy.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• teddy bear
  

References

• The third miss message refers to teddy bear being named after Theodore Roosevelt, not FDR.
• The first miss message refers to Teddy, a type of lingerie.