Giant bodyguard bear

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giant bodyguard bear

You are fighting a giant bodyguard bear.

A giant bodyguard bear, roughly the size of a prehistoric cave bear, rumbles out of Ursula's warehouse and charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • The bear paws at you. You try to find the pause button but can't, and the attack connects solidly.
  • It malls you badly. Er, mauls. Sorry, must have shopping on my mind.
  • The giant bear kicks you into next week. Next week kicks you right back here. Double ouch.



It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • It tries to maul you, but you're staunchly anti-consumerist and won't go anywhere near a mall.
  • The bear swipes at you with an enormous paw, but it bear-ly misses you.
  • The bear tries to belt you, but you belt out a rendition of Whitney Houston's 1992 classic awful enough to scare away any bodyguard, bear or otherwise.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


You gain 130 experience.








Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified


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